Squeak's Office

In Which fics are posted, and perhaps some other stuff too.





twofeetleft95 asked: Who was the first Doctor of Doctor Who that you've seen/heard?

The 10th Doctor, I happened to see The Girl in the Fireplace on accident actually.

Welp, I am now quite deeply under the weather. Chills, sweats, cough, runny nose, general feeling of someone inflating a balloon inside my cranium, the works. 
This of course leads me to being about as productive as a mouse lawyer trying to settle a civil suit when all the clients are made of cheese. 
….
See? I can’t even make good metaphors. In anycase, I haven’t managed to get to my P.O box in a few days, or get much done on the next Misprinted novella, but I promise I’m working as best I can, and if you sent me something I shall post it the moment I feel well enough to get it. Also working on Bells of Fate Part II, and we may be working on a new motion comic project, which is a mixed bag of good and bad news, but I’ll get to that when I can see straight, and do not feel like going into a coma. 
In anycase, hope you all have a cheerful weekend.
-Squeak

Welp, I am now quite deeply under the weather. Chills, sweats, cough, runny nose, general feeling of someone inflating a balloon inside my cranium, the works. 

This of course leads me to being about as productive as a mouse lawyer trying to settle a civil suit when all the clients are made of cheese. 

….

See? I can’t even make good metaphors. In anycase, I haven’t managed to get to my P.O box in a few days, or get much done on the next Misprinted novella, but I promise I’m working as best I can, and if you sent me something I shall post it the moment I feel well enough to get it. Also working on Bells of Fate Part II, and we may be working on a new motion comic project, which is a mixed bag of good and bad news, but I’ll get to that when I can see straight, and do not feel like going into a coma. 

In anycase, hope you all have a cheerful weekend.

-Squeak

Welp. I have a fever…

And I’m sore and achy and I just spent no less than ten minutes utterly confused that I could turn the page laptop like it was book….

Yeah, I’m going to take some cough syrup and go to bed….

Anonymous asked: Excally how powerful would an orbital canon need to be in order to completely wipe equestria off the map?

Uhh…..I’m not sure why you want to know…and therfore I’m not sure it’s completely responsible to tell you…

Anonymous asked: So if I asked for the first and last letter of your first name, would you just say something like "They're in the alphabet." and just leave it at that? XD

They are of a special Value, of which one is a factor to the other through all storms and weather. Of Alphabet long and short they remain unsure and undefined, unless they find a tether. 

Happy riddling. 

sakuraayanami asked: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

A more concrete answer was published by the Associated Press in 1988, which reported that a New York fish and wildlife technician named Richard Thomas had calculated the volume of dirt in a typical 25–30 foot long woodchuck burrow, and had determined that if the woodchuck had moved an equivalent volume of wood, it could move “about 700 pounds on a good day, with the wind at his back”

Anonymous asked: I will find you. And I will hug you.

ACK SO MANY HUG OFFERS!

mylittlewholock-divergentismagic asked: If I ever meet you in real life, like if I could autonatically tell it was you... do I have permission to hug you?

Heheh….well all told I’m rather shy and reserved in general. Handshakes are acceptible though.

we-are-ziggy-stardust asked: There's a discussion on reedit for the leaked scripts and episodes on reddit, for some reason I can't link it. And I'm sure the first episode is available for download on The Pirate Bay. However it's in black and white, and has no special effects

Hmmm, if it’s that un-refined, I probably won’t watch it, but still that’s an amazingly thorough leak. I bet someone at the BBC is getting fired over this…

jameshoppy asked: So how have you been Squeak? how's life going for you?

Eh, trying to finish the next Misprinted novella, working on a full leagth novel, and trying to get Bells of Fate Part II out along with all the other little things I do. Trying to plug Stray Ami as much as possible, (You would be surprised how hard it is to get a non-pony thing off the ground) and also getting a sore throat. 

I’m busy as per usual, not not particularly troubled I guess. Money’s tight as always, but I am perfectly used to that, and doing okay.